tvvink:

now you’re just somebody that i used to blow

posted 5 hours ago

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

posted 5 hours ago

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

posted 6 hours ago

omqhbu:

st4rrysky:

hey0-its-ric0:

parwadise:

you’re collarbones

your*

you are collarbones
NOW WHAT

Tumblr comments are the best

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

posted 6 hours ago

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

posted 6 hours ago

I’m not saying we should have sex but we should

posted 6 hours ago

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

posted 6 hours ago

golden-caulfield:

we’re just falling apart

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