a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
deep roy
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should








